My roommates girlfriend told me I ‘d never go anywhere in life yesterday. My retaliation? Simple. She was working on a HUGE paper for college all night. The second she left the room, I took her computer and added some extra lines to the end of her paper. It was something like this: "If you don ‘t give me an A+ on this paper, I will burn your car. Burn it. And i ‘ll tell your wife we had an affair. " I wonder how her professor will like that? SYIH.