Some friends and I decided to have a few beers and watch the Rose Bowl. 13 budweisers later, I was no longer able to drive and drop off my rent for January 20 miles away, so I asked a friend of mine. He was driving there anyways, but the little bitch refused. So what was my next move? Having my brother sneakily put a 40 pound garbage bag full of dog shit under the driver ‘s seat of his car. He still hasn ‘t discovered the bag. Cya in hell!